Courtney gets Melissa to do her dirty work.
Is she crazy? Well, yeah, of course she is, though the woman who whipped her own back can hardly be said to be the epitome of sanity either.
"…she started crying and said her baby is so ugly!!!"
Still considering the deep issues of the day.
"…I have amazing hygiene."
Ashley is still all about the Lady Gaga.
(In response to the question: “Am I dieing? (Legit).?”)
Part two - Jane’s explanation.
Part one - Jane thinks Courtney is sensible? That’s her first mistake right there.
"I want to mess him up before I break up our friendship."
Sounds about right.
Maybe he was just scared, having heard of all the psycho things Ashley gets up to, and wanted to make a pre-emptive attack.